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With bated breath they waited, time slowing to a grueling crawl until her hand reached inside… ” The response was as predictable as the sunrise, each Loud member giving a surprised gasp and following their own excited squeals of delight and dances of excitement. “A brand new ‘The Disposables’ movie just came out! “I’m a firm believer that if the hands and minds behind the motion picture industry must remake a classic, then we are obliged to watch the classic. ” Luan said, producing her video camera and her enthusiasm was undeterred. Fans hated it and critics despised it, and both the studio and director publicly disowned it! All ten of us could riff on it, and I can even livestream it to my webpage! And because she lives with bears, she grows as big as a bear! “Golden doesn’t just subvert tired and overused tropes and clichés; it vilifies both them and the writers who still cling to them!

And produced both a roll of 20’s and plenty of coupons to the Loud Family’s favorite pizzeria, and with them Lori’s entire demeanor changed from stern and harsh to uplifting and bright. Once they had settled down a bit, conversations immediately began on what was playing and what they should see. Besides, I hear there’s a riveting documentary playing about the declining sea monkey population.” “We should see a horror movie.” Lucy said in her cold, deadpan tone. It was so bad even the title couldn’t make it sound good! One day the evil Dragon King of Kragmarth attacks their kingdom and kidnaps their king seeking the Sword of Providence, and it’s up to Goldi, her brother Bart…” For the moment Lincoln’s enthusiasm died when stating the bear’s name out loud. ” “Hmmm…” Lisa pondered, rubbing her chin as she scrolled down the glowing review of how the movie stood out from other fairy tales and gladly made fun of their own company’s overused tropes, especially the one where characters fall in love with the first person they see for no evident reason other than ‘he’s the love interest.’ She had to admit, it looked impressive.

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“Besides, exploding domiciles help to build character, and my hadron enforcement experiment only destroyed two thirds of the second story. “Therefore, I can only think of one thing…” The Louds stood still and silent, some sweating profusely as they exchanged nervous glances with each other. Once all eyes were on him, Lincoln presented the image on the tablet, a poster of the movie ‘Golden.’ The poster depicted a tall warrior maiden with long, golden hair, wearing full-plate armor and wielding a magic sword so large it required two hands to wield. “It’s an animated fantasy adventure based on Goldilocks and the Three Bears. “Big scary monster and they have to stop him and save the world. ” The reaction Lincoln got was not what he was expecting, as his sisters looked lost and confused from his description of the movie. This left Lincoln to fend for himself, though he himself was wearing a bit of a half scowl on his face. “So it isn’t so much based on Goldilocks and the Three Bears as it is loosely inspired by it.” Despite this, he returned back to being excited and enthusiastic about, especially once he began listing the movie’s features and achievements, showing them on the tablet. “But it will take far more than that to convince me of subjecting myself to a cavalcade of primary colors and outdated, nauseating fairy tale clichés.” “Then don’t!

Nobody was seriously injured.” “Says you.” Lincoln retorted. My bed still smells like meatball subs and dead bats.” His remark earned him a punch in the arm from Lynn, who was standing right next to him. They had no idea what Lori was going to say or do next, and their dread of the unknown only intensified as Lori’s hand inches closer and closer toward her jacket pocket. ” Leni said with scorn, and then beamed in excitement. I heard they just remade Suggestive Swinging.” “Negative.” Lisa said dismissively, adjusting her glasses. Standing with her was a smiling anthropomorphic grizzly bear, wearing a monk’s robe and draping a comically large war hammer across his shoulders, and in the background was a lush medieval fantasy world with a regal castle, a craggy mountain, various supporting characters, and a mighty red dragon blocking out the sun with his expansive wings. See, Goldilocks is an orphaned girl who’s lost and hungry and happens upon an empty house, and the three bears adopt her. ” Lincoln said proudly as he showed Lisa several user reviews of the movie on the tablet.

“There’s the 15 installment of the Animosityville series playing at the Ravenholm Cinemas…” Lucy then thought for a moment, and before anybody could shoot her idea down she promptly did it for them. “…well played.” With that, Lincoln turned his attention toward Lucy, the one sibling who hadn’t agreed yet.

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“No, seriously, you can relax.” The Louds all breathed a collective sigh of relief as they relaxed and eased themselves, but Lori went directly back to drill instructor mode all the same. “However, seeing as how we’re neither celebrities on the Internet nor anybody of any significant importance or value in the motion picture industry, we’d be asking to get sued by the studio if we did such a thing.” For several minutes, the Loud Sisters went back and forth on what movie they should see, shooting ideas down, starting over, and repeating the process.

“Loud Family, it’s been six days since mom and dad left you and the house under my care.” Lori said as she paced back and forth with steely determination. “One more nibble and I would have dropped you like a hammer on a bed of nails! All the while, Lincoln was flipping through images on the family tablet, checking various review scores from critics and audiences alike on various movies that were currently playing in theaters. “Big difference.” A sly smirk then came to his face, knowing just what buttons to push to convince his rock loving, head banging sister.

“Not even for an award-winning villain song, performed by none other than British thespian and over-actor extraordinaire Tom Cumin? “Did I mention he plays the Evil Dragon King and that the song takes place in his castle of darkness while surrounded by hordes of demons and the undead? Either way, everyone was getting prepped for the day ahead of them.

” Lucy stood still and silent for what seemed like an eternity, the Louds watching intently as they awaited her answer. ” She said demandingly, returning back to her bossy mode. So excited they were that they outright forgot what they were doing earlier.

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